• Horoscopes

    The monthly BLARB horoscopes are brought to you by The Voluptuous Witch, a feminist astrologer specializing in love, sex, and money magic. They are illustrated by Stephanie Sun.

    From October 2016–May 2017, the monthly BLARB horoscopes were written by Ichrak Dahou and illustrated by Abby Litman.

    July Horoscopes

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    By The Voluptuous Witch July opens with great intensity and heightened awareness of power dynamics (meaning, try not tell your boss …

    June Horoscopes

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    By The Voluptuous Witch We emerge from a catalyzing, dynamic, and intermittently unstable few months into the more elementally balanced …

    May Horoscopes

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    By Ichrak Dahou May is a fiery and fast-paced month that eases us into the quickness and progress of June. The …

    April Horoscopes

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    By Ichrak Dahou April is a month of mixed progress. While new beginnings, proper to the Spring season, arrive with …

    March Horoscopes

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    By Ichrak Dahou This month begins with a vibrant and electric energy that could bring about a quick development, an …

    February Horoscopes

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    By Ichrak Dahou February is an eclipse month. During eclipse months, time seems to lose its sense of linearity — …

    January Horoscopes

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    By Ichrak Dahou The Sun travels through Capricorn for much of this month, and the Sun’s light will bring the …

    December Horoscopes

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    By Ichrak Dahou December brings a different quality of high octane energy than November did. The planets are reflecting excitement, …

    November Horoscopes

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    By Ichrak Dahou There are months that are about chatter and engagement, months about diligence and purity, months about social …